Her shirt's not that skimpy hey

They show up at the same KFC,
Make the same loud jokes about Chicky.
Its really annoying when you have to try,
To ignore those idiots as you eat a fry
With them's a girl who seems really sweet,
Wonder why she's showing off her teeth.
She probably just got her braces off,
Cause she ordered something really soft.
As I look at her, trying to generalize,
Then pretty soon I realize:
I'm sure she has a secret wish to be
A more meaningful nobody.
So stop bugging me about my latest crush okay,
Her shirt's not that skimpy hey!


I saw her at that ugly park,
She stayed until it was really dark.
Actually sitting on the grass,
Not worried about the green stains on her ass.
Fine she whined to her dad,
How the sewage water smelled really bad.
She didn't touch the creaking swings,
Forgot to live because of a rusty hinge.
So I pretend to read my book as I figure her out,
But its easier to give her the benefit of a doubt:
I'm sure she has a secret wish to be
A more meaningful nobody.
So stop bugging me about my latest crush okay,
Her shirt's not that skimpy hey!


You cant get a deccent cinnabon anymore,
Because Déjà vu has closed its doors.
And the coffee at Espresso isnt even nice,
So what's her excuse for a place so over-priced?
She got a raspberry muffin and ate it,
At least she admits it was overrated.
Walk past her table because I have no style,
I trip and look up, surprised to get her smile.
Right there, I could've run out the cafe.
But I decided to talk to her anyway:
I'm sure she has a secret wish to be
A more meaningful nobody.
So stop bugging me about my latest crush okay,
Her shirt's not that skimpy hey!